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Happy Easter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by dr+elbow on Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:06 pm

Very Happy Smile Sad Surprised Shocked Cool Laughing Mad Razz Embarassed Crying or Very sad Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil Rolling Eyes Wink Exclamation Question Idea Arrow Neutral What a Face Like a Star @ heaven Suspect I love you No @ cyclops clown pirat tongue silent pale alien cat monkey pig rabbit bounce confused affraid Basketball cheers bom drunken Sleep sunny albino cherry santa rendeer farao king queen jocolor geek scratch study elephant flower afro lol!

Haven't eaten eggs for a long time. I had soup and cous cous for eats.

It takes every kind of peoples to make the world turn.

Actually that is not entirely true, the world turns as a result of the conservation of energy when the solar system coalesced into the sun and the planets.

The world did and will continue to turn regardless of the diversity of people on it.

A wap babalooba, and a wap bam boo!
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Post by micropenis B on Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:12 pm

i'm going to go ahead and say that's racist.

i don't remember my last egg. i miss yolky goodness.

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Post by dr+elbow on Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:19 pm

Eggs make you fat.

I prefer tofu.

Tofu is more expensive.

Cauldron no longer make cumberland suasages out of tofu.

A witches potion was made in a cauldron.

Witches have green pointy noses.

Green is the most diverse colour in the rainbow.

Rainbows form when light is refracted by water droplets.

The human body is 70% water.

Humans come in two basic forms, male and female.

So do ganja plants.

Apart from hermaphrodites.

Rabbits live in my garden.

I am Scottish.

So is David Tennant and Billy Connolly.

Billy Connolly has a funny beard.

Men grow beards but most women don't.

Woman have hair on their heads, their amrpits and on their tuppence.

Tuppence is a slang term of two pence.

2p = 1p times 2

The first bicycle ever invented was called a penny farthing.

The first stamp was called a penny black.

I have a penis.

I ejaculated sperm from it today, but no-one wanted to swallow it.

So I wiped it up using a handkerchief.
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Re: Happy Easter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by squaw on Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:25 pm

germans put eggs on trees for easter. something like xmas easter tree but with eggs on it
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Post by squaw on Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:25 pm

a scary wild place is this world
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Post by micropenis B on Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:26 pm

real eggs? some people put plastic eggs on trees here.

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Post by dr+elbow on Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:26 pm

Imagine if eggs actually did grow on trees. You could have birds hatching actually in trees without the need for birds!
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Post by squaw on Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:32 pm

they make a tiny hole in an egg, suck the stuff out of it, then paint this empty thing and put it on a tree.
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Post by dr+elbow on Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:35 pm

Oh I did that once when I was in school. We had a cracking time, it was egg-shell-ent!
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Post by squaw on Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:49 pm

just think about it. a tree with colorful eggs on it. schizophrenia
such things drive me crazy. but I try to not pay attention.
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Post by dr+elbow on Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:50 pm

I like egg plants, especially deep friend in batter.
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